December 2010
If you’re not confused, you don’t have all the...
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the...
Non-Science Question
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Dancing Explained
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
“Telepathy Experts required- you know where to apply”
– #funny
Evolution Challenge
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
“If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys...”
Self-help “groups”?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
pinksugarcubes asked: The day and night pictures are of Seattle, Washington :)
nargessi asked: Sorry I couldn't find where to respond. Yeah nafs refers to our spirit/soul however usually when used in this context it means seeking refuge from the evils of our soul and the negative traits we have the cause us to deviate
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nargessi asked: Sorry I couldn't find where to respond. Yeah nafs refers to our spirit/soul however usually when used in this context it means seeking refuge from the evils of our soul and the negative traits we have the cause us to deviate
“اعوذ بالله من نفسی”
– (via nargessi)
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How to charge for Assault?
(Retail | Culver City, CA, USA)
(A guest comes through my line with an energy drink called Assault. He is trying not to giggle during the transaction.)
Me: “Here is your receipt, have a great day!”
Customer: “Guess what?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “You just charged me for Assault!” *grabs his bag and sprints out of the store*
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